ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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