i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
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