Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
What changed your mind?
Being sober
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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