i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Reggie can tackle my bush.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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