the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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