I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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