Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
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