i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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