So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Randomize
