She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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