Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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