...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
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