just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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