Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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