So drunk its hurt
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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