I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
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