her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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