Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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