Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
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