We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Let's paint friendship bongs
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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