i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
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