i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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