What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
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