i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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