The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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