You really coming over, don't trick.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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