We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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