I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
The power of my boobs compel you
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
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