You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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