gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
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