you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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