ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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