I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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