I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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