Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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