you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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