HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
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