Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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