Fine. I'll sleep in my office
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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