PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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