is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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