So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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