I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Randomize
