But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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