You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Randomize
