Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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