small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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