I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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