i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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