Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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