Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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