I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I am midnight drunk by noon
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
just found out that she named her cat after me.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Randomize
