i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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