She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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