how do flat chested girls get laid?
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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