No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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