hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
smell my finger.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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