More tranny stories later!
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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