Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
My breasts were aching with rage.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
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