For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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